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trainofstars:

sisstridersdick:

ravenouscomplex:

the-fever-prince:

metasepia:

kinomatika:

LITERALLY SCREAMING

me too

THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.

im crying

My face hurts

OH MY GOD IM DYING LMFAO

GUYS GUYS AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS…THIS SERIOUSLY SOUNDS LIKE KARKAT SCREAMING AT THE SCREEN OMG LMFAO

SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

im supprized you guys only just found this ragequit. this was forever ago.

CAN IT BE?!?!

unsuccessful-metalbenders:

AFTER FOURTEEN TORTUROUS, SOUL SUCKING DAYS.

 

YES. 

YES FINALLY. 

*LET THE SCREAMING COMMENCE*

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person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
ok that took me FOREVER!

ok that took me FOREVER!

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My 4-yr-old cousin watching "Thor" for the first time
her: Is the green guy a bad guy?
me: Not really. His name is Loki.
her: Logi?
me: Low-key
her: Loki? Ok.
her: I like Loki.
her: Is Thor a princess?
her: Thor gets hit by cars a lot.
her: WHY IS LOKI BLUE
her: Is it because he's sad?
her: Poor Loki.
her: Can we have him?
her: Thor and that girl are gonna get married
her: Is Loki bad now?
me: Yup.
her: He likes being bad.
her: Because he likes his spear.
her: and his helmet.
her: Thor wants to stop Loki right?
me: Yes he does.
her: But- Thor doesn't want to kill Loki.
her: Because Thor loves Loki a lot.
her: No! Did Loki die?!
her: But I liked Loki...
her: I bet Thor misses him,
her: I miss him.
thisisnotlucid: I forgot I did this before work this morning and I nearly just pissed myself when I shut my bedroom door. This thing is going to kill me in my sleep.

thisisnotlucid:

I forgot I did this before work this morning and I nearly just pissed myself when I shut my bedroom door. This thing is going to kill me in my sleep.

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Somebody That I Used To Know

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A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th…  …

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